Saturday, 29 December 2007
Wednesday, 26 December 2007
I love quizzes.
20 things you will do if you meet/see...
1. Your long lost father/mother- Scream Ah pa~! Ah ma~! and do an indian jiggle.
2. A person who looks identical to you- tell her she's HOT!
3. A close friend who just came back from overseas- where's my present?!?!!!??
4. Your boyfriend who just came back from overseas- kiss kiss..... where's my presents?!?!!!??
5. An old woman who fell down- that will be jasmine 40 yrs from now. I will point and laugh at her.
6. A blind man trying to cross the road- help him lor.
7. A dead spider that fell on your head- scream like a banshee.
8. An arch enemy- Look at her as though you are really looking at her but not then she'll think you are looking at her and realises you're not and feel damn paiseh about it when in fact you were actually really looking at her, checking her out and sniggering about her. Applies for hims as well.
9. Love rival- BBQed, Steamed, Fried, Grilled, Served raw - depends on the mood.
10. Ex boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband- smile.
11. An admirer you do no admire- Laugh at the person.
12. A dog chasing your friend- most probably my dog and most likely it's jasmine.
13. A pervert- Be more perverted than him and traumatise him... heh heh!
14. A robber- Scream damn loud, follow him, memorise his features and tell him YOU FUCKER RUN ALSO NO USE I REMEMBER HOW YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BETTER GO ZHEN RONG (go for plastic surgery) IF NOT I DIE DIE PUT YOU IN JAIL LET YOU GET ASS FUCKED WA HA HA HA!
15. A bad guy holding a knife to your friend/family's neck- Ask him to wait, let me go get Candy first. Or wait, i go and learn taekwondo first.
16. An injured kitten- Bring home!
17. A talking pineapple- Start looking for spongebob squarepants and teletubbies. The world is coming to an end!
18. A naked woman/man- STARE!
19. your old school teacher- Smile deviously to myself and remember all the pranks i played on him/her.
20. Your favorite idol- No one leh
1. Your long lost father/mother- Scream Ah pa~! Ah ma~! and do an indian jiggle.
2. A person who looks identical to you- tell her she's HOT!
3. A close friend who just came back from overseas- where's my present?!?!!!??
4. Your boyfriend who just came back from overseas- kiss kiss..... where's my presents?!?!!!??
5. An old woman who fell down- that will be jasmine 40 yrs from now. I will point and laugh at her.
6. A blind man trying to cross the road- help him lor.
7. A dead spider that fell on your head- scream like a banshee.
8. An arch enemy- Look at her as though you are really looking at her but not then she'll think you are looking at her and realises you're not and feel damn paiseh about it when in fact you were actually really looking at her, checking her out and sniggering about her. Applies for hims as well.
9. Love rival- BBQed, Steamed, Fried, Grilled, Served raw - depends on the mood.
10. Ex boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband- smile.
11. An admirer you do no admire- Laugh at the person.
12. A dog chasing your friend- most probably my dog and most likely it's jasmine.
13. A pervert- Be more perverted than him and traumatise him... heh heh!
14. A robber- Scream damn loud, follow him, memorise his features and tell him YOU FUCKER RUN ALSO NO USE I REMEMBER HOW YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BETTER GO ZHEN RONG (go for plastic surgery) IF NOT I DIE DIE PUT YOU IN JAIL LET YOU GET ASS FUCKED WA HA HA HA!
15. A bad guy holding a knife to your friend/family's neck- Ask him to wait, let me go get Candy first. Or wait, i go and learn taekwondo first.
16. An injured kitten- Bring home!
17. A talking pineapple- Start looking for spongebob squarepants and teletubbies. The world is coming to an end!
18. A naked woman/man- STARE!
19. your old school teacher- Smile deviously to myself and remember all the pranks i played on him/her.
20. Your favorite idol- No one leh
Christmas was here!
Temporary template for now. The previous skin started to look sickening after i used it for two days. This ain't much better but at least it's not pink now. HAK, SAVE ME.
Gene and i celebrated our one year anniversary on Christmas. Couple of months ago, it seems like we won't make it here together. But we've made it, i still love him, we're happy and i can't ask for a better Christmas present than this (Besides the nipple story).
I'm on MC today, down with a throbbing head, fever, flu, cough, sore throat and muscle aches - the full package. All thanks to the festive season.
Can you believe i drove for about 10 hours? Got the car at 3pm on X'mas eve, from my house, drove to Bishan Junction 8 and Ang Mo Kio hub to buy groceries and then to Gene's place. Had dinner with Gene, Yizhen and Kenny, drove out for movie at Bishan with them, then went to Thomson for prata, back to Gene's place where Yizhen and Kenny picked up her car, then to AMK hub to pick up Leonard and his friend, then to Jurong to pick Hak up, then to Holland Village, then to West Coast Park, and then back to Jurong East to drop Len and his friend, Jurong West to drop Hak and finally reached Gene's place at 7am on Christmas day.
It's no wonder i have muscle aches.
Oh yeah. The nipple story.
I was hanging out with Hakim and Cind at Macs the other day. Hak went to buy drinks and i took his handphone to make prank SMSes.
"Fuck, my nipple got blistered and half dropped off! Fucking pain!!!"
Sent it to a couple of his friends and Jasmine.
JASMINE THE KUKU RETARDED PIECE OF BIMBO SHIT FELL FOR IT.
She called and they talked over the phone.
We continued to play along, coming up with things like Hak was rollerblading and he fell, therefore, blistering off half of his nipple, and that he was in great pain, looking for a clinic.
"How ah, it's still bleeding now. I'm looking for a clinic, do you think they can sew it back on? Fucking painful :("
"I think can, you faster go to the hospital, they can sew it back for you."
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
The night ended, we went home and i forgot all about the prank till Christmas, when we met Jask at Holland V. Apparently, Hak continued to play along with the nipple story and the story had reached the stage whereby Hak was broke due to his nipple reconstruction surgery which costs him $180.
When the truth came out, everyone was laughing in fits while Jask was screaming like a banshee and trying to kill Hak. Best Christmas tale ever.
Gene and i celebrated our one year anniversary on Christmas. Couple of months ago, it seems like we won't make it here together. But we've made it, i still love him, we're happy and i can't ask for a better Christmas present than this (Besides the nipple story).
I'm on MC today, down with a throbbing head, fever, flu, cough, sore throat and muscle aches - the full package. All thanks to the festive season.
Can you believe i drove for about 10 hours? Got the car at 3pm on X'mas eve, from my house, drove to Bishan Junction 8 and Ang Mo Kio hub to buy groceries and then to Gene's place. Had dinner with Gene, Yizhen and Kenny, drove out for movie at Bishan with them, then went to Thomson for prata, back to Gene's place where Yizhen and Kenny picked up her car, then to AMK hub to pick up Leonard and his friend, then to Jurong to pick Hak up, then to Holland Village, then to West Coast Park, and then back to Jurong East to drop Len and his friend, Jurong West to drop Hak and finally reached Gene's place at 7am on Christmas day.
It's no wonder i have muscle aches.
Oh yeah. The nipple story.
I was hanging out with Hakim and Cind at Macs the other day. Hak went to buy drinks and i took his handphone to make prank SMSes.
"Fuck, my nipple got blistered and half dropped off! Fucking pain!!!"
Sent it to a couple of his friends and Jasmine.
JASMINE THE KUKU RETARDED PIECE OF BIMBO SHIT FELL FOR IT.
She called and they talked over the phone.
We continued to play along, coming up with things like Hak was rollerblading and he fell, therefore, blistering off half of his nipple, and that he was in great pain, looking for a clinic.
"How ah, it's still bleeding now. I'm looking for a clinic, do you think they can sew it back on? Fucking painful :("
"I think can, you faster go to the hospital, they can sew it back for you."
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
The night ended, we went home and i forgot all about the prank till Christmas, when we met Jask at Holland V. Apparently, Hak continued to play along with the nipple story and the story had reached the stage whereby Hak was broke due to his nipple reconstruction surgery which costs him $180.
When the truth came out, everyone was laughing in fits while Jask was screaming like a banshee and trying to kill Hak. Best Christmas tale ever.
Saturday, 22 December 2007
Friday, 21 December 2007
Pss. My birthday's coming soon.
An Aquarian
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being inlong-term relationships. Can be clumbsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
Wednesday, 19 December 2007
Christmas cookies
Was playing around with my new phone's camera. Haven't got e hang of it yet. But the photos are much better than samsung's. Hate samsung. I have been converted into a snow ericsson lover. Haha! Anyway i'm blogging this with my new k850i. Cool huh!
Wednesday, 12 December 2007
HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY!!!!
I'm hungry :(
I'm always so envious of friends who managed to lose weight and slim down. It's like no matter what i do, even if i do slim down, the weight piles on as soon as i start eating normally. It's not that i overeat, or that i take a lot of fatty food. At least i deserve to be fat. But when i don't eat much, and i've got fats all over the place, times like this when i think about how i look, i'll feel goddamned depressed. Like how suay can you be?
If i just eat like what people usually does, 3 meals a day, suitable amount, i'll be sure to gain a few kgs. After dieting for years to no avail, nowadays, i don't even have to force myself to eat little amounts of food, i feel full eating just a bit. It's great for people like Leonard and Tim, who wait like vultures for me to be done with my food before helping to finish my still-full cup of drink or half eaten plate of food.
I think the only thing i've not done in which i deserve to grow fat and be fat is to exercise. But these couple of weeks, i've finally set my heart to exercising thrice a week, it fucking rained every fucking day for two fucking weeks. How the fuck am i supposed to jog?
Sibei sian.
I don't even know what to do anymore. There are so many benefits of a good figure lor.. why why why.. And my mum is like, "no what, your figure good what" when her eyes remain glued to my chest. In her eyes, anything living thing with breasts have a good figure. If only things were so simple.
And who's the idiot trying to start his stupid bike downstairs now. Fucking loud, hope he crashes. Stupid.
ARGH.. hungry :(
I'm always so envious of friends who managed to lose weight and slim down. It's like no matter what i do, even if i do slim down, the weight piles on as soon as i start eating normally. It's not that i overeat, or that i take a lot of fatty food. At least i deserve to be fat. But when i don't eat much, and i've got fats all over the place, times like this when i think about how i look, i'll feel goddamned depressed. Like how suay can you be?
If i just eat like what people usually does, 3 meals a day, suitable amount, i'll be sure to gain a few kgs. After dieting for years to no avail, nowadays, i don't even have to force myself to eat little amounts of food, i feel full eating just a bit. It's great for people like Leonard and Tim, who wait like vultures for me to be done with my food before helping to finish my still-full cup of drink or half eaten plate of food.
I think the only thing i've not done in which i deserve to grow fat and be fat is to exercise. But these couple of weeks, i've finally set my heart to exercising thrice a week, it fucking rained every fucking day for two fucking weeks. How the fuck am i supposed to jog?
Sibei sian.
I don't even know what to do anymore. There are so many benefits of a good figure lor.. why why why.. And my mum is like, "no what, your figure good what" when her eyes remain glued to my chest. In her eyes, anything living thing with breasts have a good figure. If only things were so simple.
And who's the idiot trying to start his stupid bike downstairs now. Fucking loud, hope he crashes. Stupid.
ARGH.. hungry :(
Quick update.
I'm really excited about tomorrow. =D
OOPS CHRISTMAS ISSUE!
OOPS CHRISTMAS ISSUE!
And i'm real proud of Hak, he made the OOPS logo so CUTE! Anyway, i'm real tired so i shan't blog too much. Have to sleep early, long day tomorrow! Can't wait to see the rest of the DMC people, miss them so much!Couple of photos i took of cookies the other day. She's a fat, lazy ass now.
YES, DAMN UNGLAM!Oh oh! My office has a really nice corner upstairs. It's actually this little small door which you have to stoop to go through. The windows by the side are real windows too! Charming, isn't it?
And when you enter through the door, you'll see this little room painted with little baby unicorns with star lamps on the walls. Really pretty!
And when you enter through the door, you'll see this little room painted with little baby unicorns with star lamps on the walls. Really pretty!
Thursday, 6 December 2007
Weekday blues
Have been too tired to blog lately.
Work has been crazy, everything that could go wrong went wrong. I miss the 02 people, and it's been a long time since everyone met up for dinner. There'll always be people who cancel out at the last minute or idiots who don't reply to messages. After a while, even i couldn't be bothered to go. Mum's been a nag, Cookies is grumpy and ignoring me cos i forgot to buy her favourite canned food for a week. Things haven't been going fine between me and Gene for quite some time and I've been tiring myself out, so now i'm falling sick. With the heavy rain and cold nights, things can't get anymore depressing.
Very sad right?
I spent today calling up people in China and trying to understand their god damned Chinese slang. I can't even understand them when they speak Chinese, i was practically spasming when i was trying to understand them when they were telling me their email address.
Does anyone know PHANG stands for what number? It can only be 0 to 9.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
And there was this idiot, who kept telling me.. "and then it's a mouse..."
MOUSE???!!!
Me: "okay, m..o..u..."
Stupid: "no no! a mouse.. the one with the tail.."
O000.....kaaay...
@
TADAH! That's the mouse. With the tail.
Work has been crazy, everything that could go wrong went wrong. I miss the 02 people, and it's been a long time since everyone met up for dinner. There'll always be people who cancel out at the last minute or idiots who don't reply to messages. After a while, even i couldn't be bothered to go. Mum's been a nag, Cookies is grumpy and ignoring me cos i forgot to buy her favourite canned food for a week. Things haven't been going fine between me and Gene for quite some time and I've been tiring myself out, so now i'm falling sick. With the heavy rain and cold nights, things can't get anymore depressing.
Very sad right?
I spent today calling up people in China and trying to understand their god damned Chinese slang. I can't even understand them when they speak Chinese, i was practically spasming when i was trying to understand them when they were telling me their email address.
Does anyone know PHANG stands for what number? It can only be 0 to 9.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
And there was this idiot, who kept telling me.. "and then it's a mouse..."
MOUSE???!!!
Me: "okay, m..o..u..."
Stupid: "no no! a mouse.. the one with the tail.."
O000.....kaaay...
@
TADAH! That's the mouse. With the tail.
Saturday, 1 December 2007
Thanks
At the end of the day, it's the family that really matters. Because no matter how deeply you hurt each other or make mistakes, they'll always be there loving you.
I'm glad that I've got them. Even when we don't talk about what i'm really feeling, i know they understand without me telling them, and i appreciate how they make the effort to make me feel better.
They don't need to know why, to be there for me.
They just need to know i need them and there they'll be.
I'm glad that I've got them. Even when we don't talk about what i'm really feeling, i know they understand without me telling them, and i appreciate how they make the effort to make me feel better.
They don't need to know why, to be there for me.
They just need to know i need them and there they'll be.
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